How about 'Letters that Start with the Letter N'?

Teen girl #1: Pick a vegetable!
Teen girl #2: I know mine — tomato!
Teen girl #3: Dumbass, a tomato’s a fruit. Choose again.
Teen girl #2: Ginger!
Teen girl #1: Should I pick an easier category?

–Emerald Isle, North Carolina

Posted on December 8, 2023
Food, Girls, Insults, Stupidity, Teens

Pay No Attention to the MSG behind the Curtain

Mother: Honey, do you want some cheddar cheese Pringles?
Kid: Sure.
Mother: See, they have zero grams trans fat. That’s really important now.

–Bradley Beach, Jersey Shore, New Jersey

Posted on November 20, 2023
Food, Kids, Moms, New Jersey

…Then It's Not Real Fast Food.

Teen girl on cell: It doesn't have feces in it?

–Malibu, California

Posted on November 19, 2023
California, Food, Girls, On the phone, Poop, Questions

Thai Food Comes to Australia

Girl #1: It tastes like soap!
Girl #2: Yeah, but not unpleasantly so.

–Adelaide, Australia

Posted on November 1, 2023
Australia, Food, Girls, Gripes, Sensory Experiences

Except Freckles and His Friends, Which Is Really Tired

Girl #1: Oh wow, you got so many freckles today!
Guy: Why does everyone keep saying that? Do freckles come from the sun or something?
Girl #2: Um… yeah?
Guy: I just kinda thought they showed up. Like sometimes they're here, and sometimes they're not.
Girl #1: Um, no, it's not random. Like, I ate some cheese, so now I'm freckled.
Girl #2: Or, I'm really freckled cuz I'm tired.

–Paradise Beach, Mykonos, Greece

Overheard by: Jules

Posted on October 23, 2023
Compare and contrast, Europe, Food, Girls, Guys, Physical Appearance, Questions, Sunbathing

That's Why Jim Beam Has Been on My Training Table for Years

Spring break girl #1, holding cereal: I think I’ll have this for breakfast.
Spring break girl #2: I’m having alcohol for breakfast.
Spring break girl #1, putting cereal back: Oooh, good idea!

–Panama City Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Lsquared

Posted on October 18, 2023
Drinking, Florida, Food, Spring breakers

The Lord Generally Ignores Fast-Food Prayers

Walrusy pink tourist mom, juggling McDonald's bags and towels: Are those seagulls following us?
Dancing pink tourist toddler: I want hanka burger and French-ah fries!
(seagulls swoop over them, attacking the bags)
Dancing pink tourist, shrieking: Oh my god! My French-ah fries!

–St. Peterburg Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Sandy Paws

Posted on October 12, 2023
Animals, Florida, Food, Kids, Moms, Questions, Tourists, Wishes

She Needs to Go to a PFLAG Meeting

Mom hands little boy a hot dog.

Little boy: Oh, thank you, Lord!
Mother: I am not the Lord!
Little Boy: Well, thanks, Mom.
Mother: I hate you.

–North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: Sitting nearby, LOLing.

Posted on October 7, 2023
Assholes, Default, Food, Gripes, Kids, Moms, Religion, South Carolina

Jimmy Hoffa's Body?

Woman in large family group, to waitress: What else is in crab meat?

–Seafood House, Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: Pass the Old Bay, please.

Posted on October 6, 2023
Baristas, Family, Food, Maryland, Questions

It's a Wonderful Life

Cute Jewish on cell, to mother: Are you calling me just to fucking nag? Cuz if you are, I am hanging up. (pause) I don't know, I'm going to do what every Jew does on Christmas, go to the movies and eat Chinese food!

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Posted on October 1, 2023
Compare and contrast, Food, Jews, Moms, Movies, On the phone, Religion