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Yeah, I’ll Hold
Fat guy on cell: I’m not interested. Throw my food at the dog.
–Rhyl, Wales
Overheard by: Jake
Posted on
November 27, 2021
Animals
,
Fat people
,
Food
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On the phone
,
UK
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