Woman to six-year-old son and friends: Wait, so do you pronounce it “Jäger” or “gay-ger”?
–Del Mar, California
Woman to six-year-old son and friends: Wait, so do you pronounce it “Jäger” or “gay-ger”?
–Del Mar, California
College guy, passing campus soccer field: Kick those balls, girl!
–Long Beach, California
Girl #1, shaking off sand: Oh, great, now I’m gonna have to take a shower.
Girl #2: I know, like, what’s with all the sand? Ugh, so annoying.
Girl #1: Are you serious? We’re at the beach.
Girl #2: Huh?
–Stinson Beach, California
Overheard by: einstein lives!
Hobo: Come on, people! How about this? Put a penny in my bucket and I'll go back to Venice and leave you all the fuck alone!
–Santa Monica, California
Overheard by: Zoe
Girl to surfer boy: If your dick is big as this ice cream I'll throw the ice cream in the trash and lick your dick!
–Santa Monica, California
Wife to another: If you get a frappucino, make sure it's a white chocolate frappucino, because the dark part of the chocolate is where all the calories live.
–Starbucks, Santa Barbara
Guy to girl: There's some drunk people over there. Don't look at them.
–La Jolla, California
Sober girl: You have no idea what’s going on!
Drunk blonde: Yes I do! I am still totally relevant to what is going on!
Sober girl: Wait, what?
Drunk blonde: Oh, relevant of! Relevant of what is going on!… Aren’t these shoes sexy?
–Santa Barbara, California
Girl to friend walking down the boardwalk: Yeah, just keep in mind he does have an STD.
–San Diego, California
Overheard by: Hilary
Bro: So like, the thing to know about credit cards is, like, they're a totally good way to build credit.
–Santa Barbara, California
