Little girl to boy: Guess what?
Boy: What?
Girl: I'm in George's hole!
–Diggers Beach, Australia
Overheard by: Maddy
Little girl to boy: Guess what?
Boy: What?
Girl: I'm in George's hole!
–Diggers Beach, Australia
Overheard by: Maddy
American tourist looking at beach: Whoa! There's a lot of sand!
–Beach, Australia
Tan guy jogger listening to iPod, shouting: Happy birthday!
Fit lady jogger listening to iPod, shouting: Thanks!
–Bondi Beach, Australia
Overheard by: GGary
Swedish guy: Are you the hippies?
Dreadlock guy: I guess so.
Swedish guy: So, you hippies, do you have the orgies?
Dreadlock girl: Um… We decide that on a hippie by hippie basis.
Swedish guy: Oh, because you say ‘Yes,’ and I sign up now.
–Queenstown, New Zealand
Overheard by: sue
Preppy girl: So about this swine flu thing… like, who would want to have sex with a pig?
–Melbourne, Australia
Overheard by: Kermit
Girl #1, about lyrics to song: Who grows weed in their G-string?
Girl #2: That’s ‘hydroponics,’ but I suppose it might be pretty wet down there. It’s not impossible.
–Finucane Island, Australia
Girl: I’m a backpacker, not a real whore.
–Coogee Beach, Sydney, Australia
Girl #1: Great, now we can’t go swimming.
Girl #2: Why not?
Girl #1: ‘Cause it’s raining. That’d be, like, double wet.
Girl #2: Oh.
–Ocean Grove Beach, Australia
Overheard by: Alex
