Girl on bike to family on bikes, loudly: I said my arse hurts and he said “mine doesn’t, I’m good at taking it!”
–Rottnest Island, Western Australia
Overheard by: Victoria
Girl on bike to family on bikes, loudly: I said my arse hurts and he said “mine doesn’t, I’m good at taking it!”
–Rottnest Island, Western Australia
Overheard by: Victoria
Girl #1: Great, now we can’t go swimming.
Girl #2: Why not?
Girl #1: ‘Cause it’s raining. That’d be, like, double wet.
Girl #2: Oh.
–Ocean Grove Beach, Australia
Overheard by: Alex
Reporter: Hey girls, do you have anything you want to say to the camera?
Drunk girl #1: Hi, mum… I’m not that drunk…
Drunk girl #2: And I’m still a virgin!
–Schoolies Week, Gold Coast, Australia
Guy staring at topless girl speaks rapidly in Norwegian, then: Topless! Yay!
–Fraser Island, Queensland, Australia
Guy on bus to friends: So the longer those titties were in front of me, the happier I became.
–Brisbane, Australia
Girl to friend: It’s so hot. I’m icing my nipples, and they’re not even getting erect.
–Melbourne, Australia
Overheard by: Yep, it’s really that hot
Bikini #1: And?
Bikini #2: And what?
Bikini #1: And what happened?
Bikini #2: We had sex.
–Bondi Beach, Australia
Overheard by: Ggary
Boy, obviously on drugs: My mum says that your brain is like a forest, and every time you take drugs you are cutting down a tree.
–Splendour Music Festival, Byron Bay, Australia
