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The Earth Turns Blue and Moves

Tourist guy: How will we know when we get to the beach?
Bus driver, staring at him: I think you’ll figure it out.

–Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia

Overheard by: SYDNEYGUY

  • Posted on February 9, 2026
  • Australia, Comebacks, Geography, Guys, Idiots, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists
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