Teens

Teen guy, to group of pretty girls: Oh my god, that wave was 6 foot 4. That's my height, I'm 6 foot 4!

–Cornwall, England

Overheard by: Beth

Teen girl: SPF? Oh my god, that’s Britney’s baby’s initials! I wonder if she did that on purpose.

–Santa Monica, California

Overheard by: TJ

Teen #1: So, do you, like, speak Spanish?
Teen #2: Yeah! Like a little.
Teen #1: So, what'd you like say to him?
Teen #2: I was like, “hola.”

–Santa Monica, California

Overheard by: MoMo

Boy: Can I ask you something? If you were a vampire, what would you do?
Teen girl #1: I’d eat someone’s blood.
Teen girl #2: I’d do the same.
Teen girl #3: Well, I wouldn’t be here ’cause I would die! Thank God I’m not a vampire!

–Jones Beach, New York

Teen girl #1: Why the hell are we here?
Teen girl #2: Because we have nothing better to do.
Teen girl #1: Wait… why didn’t we call that guy who did that porno after high school? He’ll do us both.

–Ashwaubomay Lake, Ashwaubenon, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Lacy Magnolia

Teen out past his bedtime: Hey, I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

–Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

Overheard by: NerdyChic

14-year-old girl to friends: Yeah, I'm not a whore… I'm just popular.

–Clearwater Beach, Florida

14-year-old boy, looking at tide chart: Dude, I don’t get it! High tide is at 9:55 p.m., but this place closes at eight!

–Crescent Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Kevin and Elissa

Teenage son: Mom, did dad ever kiss me? Like when I was little?
Mom: Your dad kissed you.
Teenage son: Yeah, but did he ever kiss me on the lips?
Mom: I'm not sure what you're asking.

–Cannon Beach, Oregon

Overheard by: Ann

Teen girl to friend: It was kind of like a pornographic clown.

–Jersey Shore, New Jersey