We Don't Do that in Public, Either

Girl #1: Hey, I really want to get rid of my short-tan, but I need to change into my bathing suit bottoms.
Girl #2: Go ahead. No one will notice.

Girl #1 takes off her shorts and is about to take off her thong.

Girl #2: Jenny, I was just kidding! Put your shorts back on!
Girl #1: Oh, shit!

–Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: sun-lover

Posted on February 16, 2026
Advice, California, Girls, Idiots, Stupidity, Sunbathing

Remember When The Tree Had Real Candles?

Salty sea dog: And the new LED Christmas lights? They’ll never burn down your Christmas tree. You’ll have to do that yourself.

–Morro Bay, California

Overheard by: Colin

Posted on February 13, 2026
California, Gadgets, Idiots, Questions, Stupidity, Weirdness

You Know She Likes Fish

Hot chick #1 (laying on Little Mermaid towel): I always feel bad laying on her like this.
Hot chick #2: I wouldn’t! I’d scissor her face if she was real.

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Posted on February 11, 2026
Girls, Movies, Stupidity, Threats, Violence, Virginia

The Earth Turns Blue and Moves

Tourist guy: How will we know when we get to the beach?
Bus driver, staring at him: I think you’ll figure it out.

–Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia

Overheard by: SYDNEYGUY

Posted on February 9, 2026
Australia, Comebacks, Geography, Guys, Idiots, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists

The Important Thing Is That They're Discussing It

Dude #1: … And the Hamburglar would go to law school.
Dude #2: No, he’d be a photographer.
Dude #1, after long pause: Yeah, you’re right.

–Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

Overheard by: Mayor McCheese

Posted on February 9, 2026
Delaware, Idiots, Stupidity

I Hate People Who Have Better Tans Than I Do

Bimbette to boyfriend: So yeah, I like, went to Cabo over spring break, and there were like Mexicans everywhere! Yeah, it was horrible.

–Michigan

Posted on February 8, 2026
Bimbettes, Couples, Gripes, Michigan, Stupidity

Where Reality Show Contestants Come From: Explained.

20-something guy: If someone offered you a thousand dollars to let them break your leg, would you say yes? I would. I'd say “hell yeah, break that shit in half!”

–Siesta Key, Florida

Posted on February 6, 2026
Assholes, Body parts, Florida, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Idiots, Money, Offers and requests, Questions, Stupidity, Violence, Wishes

From The Big Book of Clumsy Pick-Up Lines

Girl #1, approaching girl #2: Um, you should work on your self-esteem more.
Girl #2: What? Who are you?
Girl #1: Take your shorts off. You’re gonna get an ugly tan line.
Girl #2: I’m okay with that, thank you.
Girl #1: What do you care if you are fat? Love yourself!
Girl #2: Fuck off! Who asked your opinion? Who are you?
Girl #1: Hey, can I bum a cigarette?

–Topanga State Beach, Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Freaked Out By CA Chicks