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As Long As We Keep It Underwater, We Should Be Fine

Rich stoner: Are you sure the bonfire won’t light the sand on fire?

–The Hamptons, Long Island, New York

Overheard by: og pimp

  • Posted on July 31, 2023
  • Druggies, New York, Questions, Stupidity
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