Random guy named Mike, after hitting on girl for twenty minutes: You know, I've always wondered, can crabs get crabs?
–Ship Bottom, Long Beach Island, California
Overheard by: beachweek '06
Random guy named Mike, after hitting on girl for twenty minutes: You know, I've always wondered, can crabs get crabs?
–Ship Bottom, Long Beach Island, California
Overheard by: beachweek '06
Inner city youth on kayak #1: You're paddling like a nigga.
Inner city youth on kayak #2: Shut up, you're black too!
–Catalina Island, California
Overheard by: DanO
American girl, looking at girl with shaved head: Oh my God, I feel soo bad for her.
American friend #1: ‘Cause she has cancer?
American friend #2: Or she’s a dyke.
American girl: Either way, it sucks!
–Herzliya Beach, Herzliya, Israel
Chick #1: I think I need glasses or something, I can't even read the name of this song.
Chick #2: That's because your iPod is so scratched up.
Chick #1: Oh.
–Ashwaubomay Park Beach, Green Bay, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Melanie
Chick #1: I think I need glasses or something, I can't even read the name of this song.
Chick #2: That's because your iPod is so scratched up.
Chick #1: Oh.
–Ashwaubomay Park Beach, Green Bay, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Melanie
Woman: I think I just heard thunder… do you think it’s gonna rain soon?
Lifeguard, looking into clear sky: Mmm… yeah. You might want to leave soon. It’s probably gonna rain any minute now.
Woman: Oh, OK. Hey, kids! Let’s go! It looks like it’s gonna rain!
–Caroga Lake, New York
Overheard by: Marc Wiley
Girl #1: Hey, did you hear that the US population just went up to 300 million? Isn’t that crazy?!
Girl #2: Yeah, it is! What was it before?
–Fort Lauderdale Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Ava
Golden girl: Excuse me, bartender!
(harried bartender grunts at her)
Golden girl: Bartender, can I just have an ice cube please?
(harried bartender fills a cup with ice cubes and slams it down in front of her)
Golder girl: What am I supposed to do with all of these? I just wanted one to put in my bra!
–Colony Hotel, Delray Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Becka Dash
Little Miss Texas slathering on more baby oil: I don’t know why I’m gettin’ all these little wrinkles around my eyes, do y’all?
–Waikiki Beach, Hawaii
