Unless I Also Got Free Snacks

Short sister: If I were to be in a porno with anyone, I would choose to be in it with you.
Tall sister: I’m not risking my dignity to be in a porno with my sister. No matter how much you’re paying me.

–Lake Kalamalka, Vernon, British Columbia, Canadia

Overheard by: Sounds like a good time to me.

I Think They Even Did Splits!

Large lady in elevator to another: The kids brought back this DVD, they said it was PG-13… Well they started it up and it was raunchy! It had cheerleaders in it and god knows what else.

–Majestic Beach Towers, Panama City Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Heading to Blockbusters to find that DVD!