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No, Honey, When Daddy Said He Had Immunity, It Was Because He Testified

Little girl: I’m Italian, so I don’t get sick.

–Mashpee, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Jill

  • Posted on March 4, 2026
  • Geography, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Massachusetts
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