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Sharks: Mmmm, Pulled Long Pork!

Kid: Wouldn't it suck if you had a boogie board with razor blades on it? It'd be like weeeee-aahhhhhhhh!

–Santa Monica, California

  • Posted on September 8, 2022
  • California, Kids, Questions, Sports, Stupidity, Violence
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