Middle‐aged guy: Nah, it’s never worth it if you don’t get laid. I mean, I could’ve gotten two hookers for that much!
–Lake Calhoun, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: boris the blade
Middle‐aged guy: Nah, it’s never worth it if you don’t get laid. I mean, I could’ve gotten two hookers for that much!
–Lake Calhoun, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: boris the blade
Mid‐twenties gal: (shows bottle of sunscreen) Hey, hon, will you cream me?
Mid‐twenties guy: (snickers)
Mid‐twenties gal: What? Oh, god. You’re sick.
(guy rubs the sunscreen on her back)
Mid‐twenties guy: Can you get the rest yourself?
Mid‐twenties gal: Yeah, I’ll just finish myself off.
Mid‐twenties guy: (snickers)
Mid‐twenties gal: Oh, shut‐up!
–St. Paul, Minnesota
Mother to child, as they leave the beach: You’re like walkin’, talkin’ birth control.
–Brownie Lake, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Erin Christey
Teen boy #1: I swear on my mom, if you just put that on you won’t get wet.
Teen boy #2: Then why the fuck is it called a wet suit?
–Cedar Lake, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Dad to kid: You guys want to rent a canoe?
Kid: Canoe!? That’s super hard, even on the Wii, much less in real water!
–Lake Calhoun Beach, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: caveman
Little black girl, as it starts to rain: It be droplin’!
–Elm Creek Beach, Minnesota
Overheard by: Life Guard
Girl: I would have stayed on longer, but my swimsuit was on one ankle!
–Madison Lake, Minnesota
Young woman on cell: Okay, well, I’m leaving before he sees the blood.
–Minnetonka Beach, Minnesota
Overheard by: buddy
Hungover girl: Ahh, I feel like shit.
Less hungover girl: Yeah, I can’t believe we did that last night.
Hungover girl: What?…What are you talking about?
Less hungover girl: Cassie…the trampoline?
Hungover girl: Oh my God! Who saw that?!
–Ramsey Beach, Minnesota
A group of pedestrians is almost run down by several cyclists.
Girl #1: Are we walking on the bike path?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: God, I hate us.
–Lake Nokomis, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Aaron Johnson
