Moral Of the Story: Next Time Get Too Wasted to Start Your Car

Blonde girl #1: I got a fucking DUI last night, can you believe that shit?
Blonde girl #2: Well, you *were* pretty drunk last night…
Blonde girl #1: So? Everyone else was, too!
Blonde girl #2: Yeah, but they weren't driving around everywhere.

–Isla Vista beach, Santa Barbara, California

Overheard by: just trying to study