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…Just Like Dear Abby Recommends.

Girl to friend: Fuck me up the ass, just don't tell me you love me!

–Manitowoc, Wisconsin

  • Posted on July 12, 2022
  • Ass, Backdoor, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Weirdness, Wisconsin
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