Young girl, yelling: This isn't The Hills. This is real life!
–No Doubt & Paramore Concert, West Palm Beach, Florida
Young girl, yelling: This isn't The Hills. This is real life!
–No Doubt & Paramore Concert, West Palm Beach, Florida
Sweaty dude on boardwalk: I wrote a poem the other day. Wanna hear it?
Sweaty female companion, jogging away: Aw, hell no!
–Tampa, Florida
Late-20s chick #1: Don’t the tourists understand the laws of seagull shitting? I mean, if they feed them, they are going to crap all over the entire beach.
Late-20s chick #2: At least the parade of Hare Krishnas has passed.
–Jacksonville Beach, Florida
Overheard by: unMuse
Guy with board, about water: It's flatter than my abs out here!
–Perdido Key, Florida
Southern belle: If I had gotten on that boat, I would have met the man of my dreams. We would have had an amazing time and I would have fallen madly in love. Then I'd go back to Arkansas and he'd forget about me, just like all the rest of them.
Friend: Yeah… Need a smoke?
Southern belle: Yes! Do you have menthol? I love menthol.
–Fort Myers Beach, Florida
60-something naked man: Yeah, but he was born at a very young age too.
–Sunny Isles, Florida
Overheard by: Kris
Blonde, very loudly: You know, if I was a guy, these bikini bottoms would really cut into my balls!
–Key West, Florida
Overheard by: Anne
Anorexic JAP #1: You look really good in that new swimsuit.
Anorexic JAP #2: I wish I could say the same to you, but you look a little pugdy around the hips.
Anorexic JAP #1: Why don’t you just do what I did? Lie.
–Palm Beach, Florida
Overheard by: JAP
