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To Prolong Your Agony, I'll Drive at Idle Speed

Shuttle driver over loudspeaker: You can sit anywhere you like, they're all equally uncomfortable.

–Key West, Florida

  • Posted on December 30, 2023
  • Clerks, Compare and contrast, Florida, Weirdness
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