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We End Up With an Alfredo Sauce

40-something woman: Yeah, I cook a lot of chicken. I like it baked or fried, but my husband likes when I jerk it.

–Pompano Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Nastyasha

  • Posted on January 1, 2024
  • Compare and contrast, Florida, Food, Marriage, Masturbating, Weirdness, Women
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