Puerto Rican princess: Hey! Hey, you – Mr. Captain or whatever.
Steward: Yes, ma’am?
Puerto Rican princess: Does this elevator go to the front of the ship?
Steward: Excuse me?
Puerto Rican princess: Where is the elevator that goes to the front of the ship?
Random passenger: Someone throw her overboard now and put her out of my misery.
–Caribbean Cruise, Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: also waiting for elevator
- Posted on May 5, 2024
- Bimbettes, Cruise ship, Florida, Threats
Guy on cell: All you have to do is suck one cock and they’ll call you a cocksucker for the rest of your life.
–Venice Beach, California
Overheard by: Harell
- Posted on May 3, 2024
- Advice, BJs, California, Guys, On the phone, Words
Toddler grumpily trudging through the sand: Change my diaper!
–Island Park State Beach, New Jersey
- Posted on May 3, 2024
- Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Should've used a condom
Jersey woman, to seagull: Get away, you lazy sonofabitch! Go find your own food! [to friends] Just like Mexicans.
–Wildwood, New Jersey
Overheard by: Dan
Guy passing huge Jesus statue: I wanna fuck his stigmata.
–Lincoln Avenue, South Beach, Florida
- Posted on May 2, 2024
- Creepsters, Florida, Kink
Teen girl with hands on stomach: Why do skinny girls get the bloat?
Mom: Is that what you call it?
–Nauset Beach, Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Blanket Once Removed
- Posted on April 24, 2024
- Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Moms, Physical Appearance, Questions, Teens, Words
Girl waiting for busy elevator: I hate this elevator! It always takes so long. They should just make one go up and the other go down.
–Atlantic Beach, North Carolina
Overheard by: Smithra
- Posted on April 17, 2024
- Bimbettes, North Carolina, Stupidity
Boy to girl, behind trees: I’m running out of things to put in there!
–St. George Island, Florida
Overheard by: Shocked and disturbed
Mother: Go play with the other kids.
Little boy, reading comic book: I don't want to.
Mother: You're going to have fun! Mike, there's no “i” in “team”!
Little boy: No, but there's an “m” and an “e.”
Father: Well, shit! My kid's smart!
–St. Augustine Beach, Florida
Overheard by: nicky
