Dad to toddler son who is stretching out his arms: If you put an elbow in my face, I'm gonna eat it!
–Hotel, Orange Beach, Alabama
Dad to toddler son who is stretching out his arms: If you put an elbow in my face, I'm gonna eat it!
–Hotel, Orange Beach, Alabama
Cute but plump white girl: For food, I like white meat.
–Key West
woman helping small child pick out sunglasses."that's what sunglasses do, they keep the water out of your eyes"
–mackinac island michigan
Overheard by: jim
Blonde beach girl: I'm going t stop by Jake's house after this and ask him if I can wash my vagina out in his sink.
–Belmar, New Jersey
Teenage boy #1: Yo, dude, last night was mad chill… But you puked!
Teenage boy #2: Yeah…I drank so much I got drunk.
–Long Beach, NY
Overheard by: Katy
Ignorant yankee cunt: It's ok here, I mean the guys are alright but maybe a little too slow for me. But the beach is so clean and the water is too clear. You can see the fish and stuff.
Twin looking girlfriend: Yeah! I know what you mean.
–destin, fl
Overheard by: davo
Blonde soccer mom with kid to her friends: And then he licked my boobs. I was good that night.
–Half Moon Bay, California
Cute brunette in black bikini to boyfriend: Can we go? There's a guy over there filming us.
Boyfriend: Where?
Brunette: Over there, in the white shorts. What a creeper!
(a few minutes after)
Brunette's female friend: White shorts is going in the water. I hope he gets his camera wet.
Brunette: It's actually kinda flattering.
Boyfriend: First you're all insulted, and now your flattered. Pfft!
–Beach, Chicago, Illinois
Mom to little boy: Get out of the water! It's time to get tested again!
–Main Street Beach, Vermilion, OH
Overheard by: Cactopus
Thug to thugette: Who's that character in The Little Mermaid called? You know, that little crab nigga?
–Norfolk, Virginia