Yet Another Reason to Love the Beach

Guy: It smells like pussy out here!
Girl: It smells like you’re gonna have to find someone else to give your ass a ride home.

–Bixby Knolls, Long Beach, California

Overheard by: Armando

Posted on April 7, 2023
California, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Creepsters, Girls, Guys, Sensory Experiences, Sex, Vagina

A Long Way of Saying, 'We Reserve the Right to Put You in a Reality Show'

Dude #1: So, I’m up for this reality show…
Dude #2: Hey, congratulations!
Dude #1: But in this contract they want me to sign it says, ‘We reserve the right to use any footage that embarrasses, humiliates, defames, or otherwise ruins your fucking life.’ I’m not signing that shit.

–West Hollywood, California

Posted on April 5, 2023
California, Friends, TV

Saves Us the Effort Of Learning Unpronounceable Names

White college girl: Every time I see them, I'm like, “Asians!” and they're like, “whitey!”

–Long Beach, California

Posted on April 2, 2023
California, Feelings, Girls, Physical Appearance, Race

Saves Us the Effort Of Learning Unpronounceable Names

White college girl: Every time I see them, I'm like, “Asians!” and they're like, “whitey!”

–Long Beach, California

Posted on April 2, 2023
California, Feelings, Girls, Physical Appearance, Race

My Money's on the One with the Thick Brow

Yuppie #1, trying to take over occupied bonfire: It’s okay — we just have to wait for them to light themselves on fire.
Yuppie #2: Yeah, it’s like evolution.

–Dockweiler Beach, California

Posted on March 31, 2023
California, Stupidity, Yuppies

Your Editors Beg to Differ

Guy #1: What happened to the girl you were seeing in Phoenix?
Guy #2: She broke up with me because I had too much baggage.
Guy #3: Wait! Was that the anorexic/bulimic with depression that was hooked on painkillers and ecstasy?
Guy #2: Yep.
Guy #1: You ever fuck her while she threw up?
Guy #2: You’re a sick fuck. (long pause) Yeah.
Guy #3: There is so much wrong with this conversation.

–Pacific Beach, California