40-year-old yuppie man: Yeah! I think a detox kiosk is a great idea!

–La Jolla, California

Overheard by: Confetti Bomb

Yuppie #1, trying to take over occupied bonfire: It’s okay — we just have to wait for them to light themselves on fire.
Yuppie #2: Yeah, it’s like evolution.

–Dockweiler Beach, California

Female Hamptons yuppie: Tequila goes straight to my crotch.

–The Hamptons, New York

Overheard by: Mike

Redneck dude: Hey man, can I borrow some suntan lotion?
Yuppie dude: Sure! (squirts some in his hand)
Redneck dude: Thanks, guy! (walks back to hotel room)

–St. Petersburg, Florida

Overheard by: ikki nikki

Five-year-old urchin: Look how much birds there is.
New York yuppie #1: Um…
New York yuppie #2: Yeah, I hard it too.

–Mini Golf Course, North Wildwod, New Jersey

Overheard by: Adam Nathan