We Should Taste It To Make Sure

Bimbette to friend: Hmmm, it smells like the beach…

–Surf & Stillwell Avenue, Coney Island, New York

Overheard by: Janelle

Posted on May 10, 2023
Bimbettes, New York, Stupidity

Other Than That, Just Vegged Out in My Sweats. Boooring!

Chick #1: So, what happened to you last night?
Chick #2: Um, I died.

–The Coffeehouse, Manteo, North Carolina

Posted on April 29, 2023
Bimbettes, Gossip, North Carolina

Oh, Jessica, and Just When You'd Mastered That 'Chicken of the Sea' Thing

Woman: I’m starving! Let’s go get something at Burger King.
Friend: So am I. Hey, did you know that Burger King sells veggie burgers? I just found that out the other day.
Woman: Really? Veggie burgers? What do they use? Like, turkey?

–Panama City Beach, Florida

Posted on April 27, 2023
Bimbettes, Florida, Food, Stupidity

Dear Tony– More Vinegar, Less Garlic — Love, Marsha

Ghetto chick #1: Yo, girl, I can smell you from here.
Ghetto chick #2: Girl, what you talkin’ ’bout? You better be talkin’ ’bout my lotion.
Ghetto chick #1: No, girl! I’m talkin’ ’bout your pussy.
Ghetto chick #2: You crazy, girl. Tony ate it out last night. Ain’t nothin’ in there to smell!
Ghetto chick #1: Maybe it’s just the nigga’s breath, then.

–Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: karen g.

Posted on March 29, 2023
Bimbettes, Black people, Comebacks, Eating out, Gripes, Maryland, Sensory Experiences

Her Tat Actually Says 'Stay the Hell Out'

Dude #1: I bet I can make Jill* show us her cooter right here on the beach.
Dude #2: No way.
Dude #1: Twenty bucks says I can.
Dude #2: You’re on.
Dude #1: Hey, Jill, I hear you have a tattoo above your vagina that says ‘Come on in.’
Jill: What?! What kind of skank do you think I am?
Dude #1: Well, I don’t. That’s what I heard.
Jill: Okay, I’ll show you when we get back to the room.
Dude #1: You’ll forget. Do it now. No one’s watching. [Jill lowers her bikini bottom.] I’m going to tell that person to stop telling lies about you.

–Destin, Florida

Posted on March 22, 2023
Bimbettes, Default, Florida, Guys, Lies, Money, Vagina

Rick Talks in His Sleep, So Almost Certainly

Sunbather to her gal pals: Do you think those guys know that Rick has slept with each of us?

–Lewes, Delaware

Overheard by: Graz

Posted on March 20, 2023
Bimbettes, Delaware, Friends, Names, Questions, Sex

Can't Figure 'em Out?

Bimbette: My nipples are hard.

–Wasaga Beach, Ontario, Canadia

Posted on March 18, 2023
Bimbettes, Canadia, Rack

A Cautionary Tale About Sunblock Fumes

Brunette: When's your anniversary?
Blonde: May.
Brunette: Oh, today?
Blonde: No, May.
Brunette: Oh, mine too.
Blond: When's your anniversary?
Brunette: May.

–Rockaway Beach, New York