Mother: Do you know how dogs introduce themselves to each other?
Eight-year-old daughter: No, how?
Mother: They sniff each other's butts.


Overheard by: Nadine

Boy: Dad, who’s more intelligent? The father or the son?
Dad: The father, of course.
Boy: Who invented the telescope?
Dad: Galileo Galilei.
Boy: Why didn’t his father?

–Boracay, Philippines

Overheard by: jkcalma

Dude: I have a dog at home, too — it’s a golden retriever.
Australian chick: Really? What color is it?

–Boracay Island, Philippines

Overheard by: Kiteboarder