Mom to little boy: You do not pee on somebody unless they ask you to!
–Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina
Overheard by: mad-the-hatter
Mom to little boy: You do not pee on somebody unless they ask you to!
–Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina
Overheard by: mad-the-hatter
Man outside single bathroom door: Wolf breath, what are you doing in there?
Woman, from inside bathroom: What the fuck do you think I'm doing in here? What the fuck do you do in the bathroom?
Man outside bathroom: Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.
–Coney Island, New York
Overheard by: Lisa Mavinelli
Teen girl #1: I can’t believe people pee in the ocean — it’s so gross.
Teen girl #2: I know, right!
Teen girl #1: Yeah, I only pee in swimming pools. It’s cleaner.
–Venice Beach, California
Overheard by: I prefer the toilet
Loud, drunk sorostitute leaving bar to drunk frat boy: When we get back, I'm gonna piss all over your pussy.
–Daytona Beach, Florida
Guy: This tastes like nuclear horse piss!
–Jones Beach Theater, New York
Drinking dude: He was a cool guy until he pissed in the closet.
–Long Beach, New York
Mom whispering to little boy: Go in the water where nobody can see.
Little boy digs a hole, fills it with water, and pees.
–Vero Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Nick
Mom to young son: You lost all your privileges when you peed in your pants.
–Long Beach, California
Overheard by: Scott
Girl, loudly: I need to pee, but I’m still too close to other people.
–Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: moving away quickly
Teen girl #1: Are you done yet?
Teen girl #2: Still haven’t done it yet… By the way, you might not want to get in the way of the current!
Boy: Gross! She’s peeing!
Teen girl #2: Shhh! Everyone can hear you!
–Long Beach Island, New Jersey
