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That’s What Sock Drawers Are For
Drinking dude: He was a cool guy until he pissed in the closet.
–Long Beach, New York
Posted on
February 16, 2020
Diet and Weight
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Drunks
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Gripes
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Guys
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New York
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Pee
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