Loud, drunk sorostitute leaving bar to drunk frat boy: When we get back, I'm gonna piss all over your pussy.
–Daytona Beach, Florida
Loud, drunk sorostitute leaving bar to drunk frat boy: When we get back, I'm gonna piss all over your pussy.
–Daytona Beach, Florida
Guy: This tastes like nuclear horse piss!
–Jones Beach Theater, New York
Drinking dude: He was a cool guy until he pissed in the closet.
–Long Beach, New York