Pirates 2 Panned by Critics; Deemed Too 'Brainy,' 'Referential'

20-Something girl #1: Yeah, I fell asleep. It was a stupid movie! And that guy with the squid on his face, who was he, Medusa?
20-Something girl #2: You mean Davy Jones?
20-Something girl #1: Yeah. And I was like, what about The Monkees?
20-Something girl #2: There weren’t any monkeys.
20-Something girl #1: You’re too young to remember the Sixties. Davy Jones was in the Monkees.
20-Something girl #2: Um, Davy Jones the pirate came first. Haven’t you ever heard of Davy Jones’s locker?
20-Something girl #1: I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.

–Craigville Beach, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Posted on March 7, 2025
Arts, Girls, Gripes, History, Idiots, Massachusetts, Music, Stupidity

Gotta Freak Out the Norms Whenever Possible

Group of valley girls, giggling: So you’re bisexual, right?
Girl with piercings and multi-colored hair: Ummm… Yeah…?
Group of valley girls: So, what does that mean?!
Girl with piercings and multi-colored hair: Holy shit… Okay, you know what? Go ask your preacher.

–Centennial Beach, British Columbia, Canadia

Overheard by: shutterbug

Posted on March 5, 2025
Canadia, Fashion, Lesbos, Stupidity

Then You Shouldn't Be Dating Martha Stewart

Teen Girl: I can't eat this ice cream.
Bruster's Employee: Why not?
Teen Girl: Because it's frozen in the middle.
Bruster's Employee: It's ice cream.
Teen Girl: I know, but it's frozen in the middle and I can't eat it.

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Posted on March 1, 2025
Clerks, Food, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Virginia

You Need to Stay Abreast Of These Things, Ashley!

Girl #1, playing Taboo and giving clues for “big brother”: Ummm. I have two of them!
Girl #2: Hands? Eyes?
Girl #1: No! Um! Um! Big? Large?
Girl #2: Legs!
Girl #1: Oh my god!

–Newcastle, Australia

Posted on February 25, 2025
Australia, Body parts, Girls, Questions, Size, Stupidity

Instead, How About 'Beano' or 'Drano'?

Woman: Instead of saying hello, we should say heaveno. Hello gives Satan powers.

–Toronto, Ontario

Overheard by: $ue

Posted on February 6, 2025
Advice, Canadia, Idiots, Ladies, Religion, Stupidity, Words

But I Like Tapping My Foot While Pooping!

Girl to boyfriend: I have to go to the bathroom.
Boyfriend: Okay, but just don't let anyone hit on you there.

–St. Simon's Island, Georgia

Overheard by: Layla

Posted on January 28, 2025
Couples, Georgia, Stupidity, Three is company

God: Who Are You Kidding? I Get This Stuff at Costco

Girl: It’s so nice out today. I love natural wind.

–Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

Overheard by: Lindsay

Posted on January 4, 2025
Compliments, Default, Girls, Idiots, Nature, North Carolina, Stupidity, Weather, Words

Newsflash: Pale, Fat Plague Strikes East Coast!

Girl #1: There are so many pale, fat guys here in Speedos.
Girl #2: It’s like they don’t care.
Girl #1: I know.
Girl #2: It’s so not like this in America.

–Waikiki, Hawaii

Posted on December 29, 2024
Geography, Girls, Gripes, Hawaii, Physical Appearance, Stupidity

Think We Should Fly South with the Flock?

Bimbette to friend: Why is it so cold? It’s a beach!
Passerby: Yeah, a beach in November… Dipshit.

–Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: dr. obvious

Posted on December 28, 2024
Bimbettes, Comebacks, Default, Friends, Insults, Maryland, Questions, Stupidity, Time, Weather

Knowledge Just Interferes with the Wonder of It All

Chick #1: You can see Venezuela on a clear day from here.
Chick #2: Really?! I would love to go to Venezuela — I hear it’s a really nice island.
Chick #1: Um… Island as in South America…?
Chick #2: It’s right off of South America, right?
Chick #1: I guess you should have paid attention in geography class.
Chick #2: What does math have to do with it?

–Aruba

Overheard by: Erin from New York

Posted on December 24, 2024
Aruba, Bimbettes, Stupidity

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