The "Hasselhoff Effect" in Action

Drunk man: [Bumps into girl and puts his hand around her to move her aside.] Sorry.
Girl: Eww! You’re dirty!
Drunk man: C’mon, you know you like it!
Girl: Eww! [Drunk man walks away.] Call me!!

–Manhattan Beach, California

Overheard by: Snoog

Posted on August 23, 2023
Bimbettes, California, Dating, Drunks, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Offers and requests, Physical Appearance, Wishes

You Should Start a Support Group.

Drunk girl #1: Oh my god, now I know what you mean about hooking up on a beach.
Drunk girl #2: What?
Drunk girl #1: The sand…it gets everywhere!
Drunk girl #2: Oh yeah, it is like all in my hair and my purse.
Drunk girl #1: No… I mean *everywhere*.
Drunk girl #2: What?
(pause)
Drunk girl #1: I have sand in my vagina!

–Naples, Florida

Posted on July 22, 2023
Body parts, Drunks, Florida, Girls, Nature, Sex, Vagina, Weirdness

According to the Farmer's Almanac

Drunk guy: She’s done more blow than it snowed last year!

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: Audrey

Posted on July 9, 2023
BJs, Compare and contrast, Drinking, Drunks, Virginia, Weather

And Often… and Daily… and at All Hours. Wait….

Dad to buddy’s tween daughter: Susie*, can you get me another beer from the cooler?
Susie: Wow, Jerry, you’re an alcoholic.
Dad’s own tween daughter: My dad is not an alcoholic, he just drinks fast!

–Long Island, New York