And It's Self-Licking

White girl, about black girl’s cat in her lap: I love your cat! Scratch that… I love your pussy!
Black girl: Haha! Yes, my big, black pussy is awesome!
White girl: I love to stroke your pussy. It’s so soft.
Guy: Your pussy vibrates when you touch it! [Cat jumps away and goes to the window.]Black girl: Sometimes my pussy gets lonely and likes to go stare out the window.
Guy: Damn! Everyone can see your big, black pussy from that window! Shameful!
White girl: Maybe your pussy needs some attention.
Black girl: Nah! Nobody wants a black pussy!
White girl: That ain’t true! Lots of people do!
Black girl: No! Everyone loves a white pussy! … You should bring out yours.
White girl: My pussy isn’t white… It’s brown with orange speckles.
Guy: Ew!

–Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on March 1, 2022
Animals, California, Friends, Vagina

It's Winking at Me

Wifey: I mean, just stop staring at her vagina!

–Cedar Beach, West Islip, Long Island

Overheard by: Indecent Exposure?

Posted on February 4, 2022
Couples, Gripes, New York, Vagina

Right Next to the Vagel and Cream Cheese

Little girl: Mommy! Mommy! I can see…
MILF, rummaging in beach bag: Calm down, sweetie. Take a deep breath and tell me exactly what you see.
Little girl: I can see… your… bagina.

–Penscola Beach, Florida

Posted on November 28, 2021
Default, Feelings, Florida, Kids, Moms, Vagina, Weirdness, Words

What About the Abortion This Morning?

Girl #1: My vag hurts.
Girl #2: It’s probably from the jet ski yesterday…or that guy last night.

–Siesta Key, Florida

Overheard by: sadly not that guy

Posted on November 22, 2021
Comebacks, Florida, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Sex, Sports, Vagina

Her Vulvar Ring Is from Tiffany's

Girl #1: So, I was thinking about taking a picture of my yoo-hoo and framing it for my boyfriend this Christmas. Opinions?
Girl #2: I think you’re the classiest individual I’ve ever encountered.
Girl #1: You’re too kind.

–Waikiki beach, Honolulu, Hawaii