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Yet Another Reason to Love the Beach

Guy: It smells like pussy out here!
Girl: It smells like you’re gonna have to find someone else to give your ass a ride home.

–Bixby Knolls, Long Beach, California

Overheard by: Armando

  • Posted on April 7, 2023
  • California, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Creepsters, Girls, Guys, Sensory Experiences, Sex, Vagina
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