New Hampshire

Five-year-old pulling her bottom lip down: I have herpes!

–Seabrook Beach, New Hampshire

20-something male, chasing after another with driftwood: Go back to the sea from whence you came!

–Hampton Beach, New Hampshire

Pissed off mom to crying sons: You're goddamned right, we're leaving and we're never coming back!

–Rye Beach, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Robin M. StPierre

Teen girl: I guess she has nice boobs, but they’re almost too nice.
Teen boy: Hey, give her a break. She’s only 13.

–Spofford Lake, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Nadia

Child: Does that man have an accent?
Mother: He might just be retarded.

–Hampton Beach, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Rex