Wishes

Want Some Pot?

Camp counselor: Hurry up, or you’ll be left behind!
Kid: Then I’d get to stay here. Awesome!
Camp counselor: Frankly, it’s my last day, so I really don’t care.

–Third Beach, Newport, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Bored Beyond the Beach

Posted on October 21, 2022
Advice, Comebacks, Default, Jobs & careers, Kids, Rhode Island, Teachers/Professors, Time, Wishes

Now That I Have This Inconvenient Infection

Teenage girl: So I’ve decided not to be a slut anymore.

–Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey

Posted on October 9, 2022
Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, New Jersey, Sex, Teens, Wishes

What? The Tide Carries It Away!

Man to wife and daughter: Hey! I've shat my pants before and it really wasn't that bad, so I'd be willing to do it again.

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Posted on October 6, 2022
Clothes, Dads, Poop, Virginia, Wishes

You'd Still Have a Hard Time Scoring

Anorexic girl: I wish I had AIDS. I hear you lose a lot of weight that way.

–San Francisco, California

Overheard by: so not PC

Posted on September 4, 2022
California, Default, Diet and Weight, Girls, Idiots, Skinny people, STDs, Wishes

There's a Fucking Version? My Life Is Complete!

Boyfriend to girlfriend: So, what do you want to do? You wanna go shopping or something?
Extremely feminine, sweet-looking girl: I just wanna go home and watch some fucking Dragonball Z.

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Posted on September 1, 2022
Couples, Shopping, South Carolina, TV, Wishes