Wishes

Florida Girls Are, Well, Different

Sailor #1, in bathroom: Ew! I saw your dick!
Sailor #2: Ew! You wish!

–Pensacola, Florida

Overheard by: disturbed roommate

Posted on October 27, 2022
Florida, Guys, Penis, Wishes

"Book Smart," I Should've Said

Woman to another, trying to get support to protect the seals: Yeah, my daughter's friend wants to be a marine biologist. She is so smart.
Daughter's friend, in confused voice: Hey, I got gum on my camera.

–Children's Beach, La Jolla, California

Posted on October 23, 2022
California, Compliments, Friends, Jobs & careers, Moms, Stupidity, Wishes, Women

Want Some Pot?

Camp counselor: Hurry up, or you’ll be left behind!
Kid: Then I’d get to stay here. Awesome!
Camp counselor: Frankly, it’s my last day, so I really don’t care.

–Third Beach, Newport, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Bored Beyond the Beach

Posted on October 21, 2022
Advice, Comebacks, Default, Jobs & careers, Kids, Rhode Island, Teachers/Professors, Time, Wishes

Now That I Have This Inconvenient Infection

Teenage girl: So I’ve decided not to be a slut anymore.

–Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey

Posted on October 9, 2022
Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, New Jersey, Sex, Teens, Wishes

What? The Tide Carries It Away!

Man to wife and daughter: Hey! I've shat my pants before and it really wasn't that bad, so I'd be willing to do it again.

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Posted on October 6, 2022
Clothes, Dads, Poop, Virginia, Wishes