Sports

So My Strategy is to Throw Money at It and Run Away as Fast as I Can

Walker #1: So I think I am going to train for the LA marathon.
Walker #2: Really? What’s the cause?
Walker #1: Well, it’s for AIDS. Not that I have AIDS, nor know anyone who does.
Walker #2: Yeah, well, we all know AIDS is bad.

–Olympic & La Cienega Park, Los Angeles, California

Posted on March 6, 2023
California, Default, Gripes, Idiots, Sports, STDs, Stupidity

…With Your Penis Being the Obvious Exception.

Girl playing volleyball, as guy switches to her teach to even up sides: I promise we won't suck too much…

–Adelaide, Australia

Posted on January 20, 2023
Australia, Feelings, Girls, Sports, Wishes

Kelly and Sharon Osbourne Have Always Been Close

Mother to daughter reading a running magazine: Which is harder, running on a treadmill…
Daughter, yelling: Your mum!

–Tampa, Florida

Posted on November 6, 2022
Compare and contrast, Family, Florida, Insults, Moms, Sports

How to Say "Yes" in Californian

Girl: Are you going to go back to 24 Hour Fitness?
Guy: Gayness in my anus…

–Pacific Beach, California

Posted on November 5, 2022
Ass, California, Girls, Guys, Homosexuality, Questions, Sports

Tonight's Movie: Bend It Like Jesus

Girl with two plastic goals on either end, walking by a beachside pool: Hey! It's water soccer!

–Dubrovnik, Croatia

Posted on February 5, 2019
Europe, Girls, Sports, Stupidity, Weirdness