Little boy’s brother: Why are you screaming?
Little boy: Because I’m Hillary Clinton!
–Drift Inn Beach, Port Clyde, Maine
Overheard by: Sara
Little boy’s brother: Why are you screaming?
Little boy: Because I’m Hillary Clinton!
–Drift Inn Beach, Port Clyde, Maine
Overheard by: Sara
Girl #1: What’s Obama’s last name?
Girl #2: Umm… Barrack?
–Point Loma, California
Overheard by: Maya
Guy #1: What I can’t understand is, $5,000 an hour for a hooker? How good can pussy be?
Woman #1: And where did he get that kind of money on a public official’s salary?
Guy #2: He could have cruised tenth avenue and gotten the same poontang for twenty bucks.
Woman #2: I don’t have to worry about Frank going to hookers. He won’t even use a bottle of ketchup if it’s already been opened.
–Italian Restaurant, Long Beach, New York
Overheard by: Big Larry
Girl #1: I mean, why would he register as a Republican only to vote in the primary?
Girl #2: Ugh… Gross! You are not allowed to fuck a Republican!
–UCSD, California
Overheard by: Holiday
Local guy: Ted Kennedy hit my car and just drove off. But, you know, that guy’s always been so arrogant.
–Nantucket, Massachusetts
Boy being changed on changing table (babbling): Bama amma bama.
Mother: Obama Obama Obama.
–Restroom, Royal Palm Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Penelope
