Politics

Or Am I Thinking Of Kim Jong-il?

Surfer bro: Wait, isn't Barack Obama one-half Jamaican?

–Santa Cruz, California

Posted on September 7, 2021
California, Politics, Questions, Stupidity, Surfers

First They Blow You Up, Then They Patch You Up

Teen: What’s Hezbollah?
Dad: Well, it’s hard to explain. They’re a terrorist paramilitary organization, but they’re also a humanitarian social services organization. They’re sort of like the Super Wal-Mart of the Middle East.

–Old Orchard Beach, Maine

Posted on August 29, 2021
Dads, Default, Geography, Maine, Politics, Questions, Teens, Violence

Only the Fantastic Four and the 22nd Amendment Could Keep BJ Billy Out of the White House

Woman in restaurant: I hear Clinton might run again. And there’s nothing to stop him!

–King’s Beach, Tahoe, Nevada

Overheard by: Spectater

Posted on May 3, 2021
Idiots, Ladies, Nevada, Politics, Stupidity

Immigrants: The New El Nino.

Black tween girl to girlfriend on cell: It's mad hot out, you deported Dominican.

–Bergen Beach, New York

Overheard by: its not THAT hot out

Posted on March 26, 2021
Black people, Couples, New York, On the phone, Politics, Tweens, Weather, Weirdness

And I Just Saw What I've Been Wearing All These Years

Little boy's brother: Why are you screaming?
Little boy: Because I'm Hillary Clinton!

–Drift Inn Beach, Port Clyde, Maine

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on December 8, 2020
About celebrities, Family, Kids, Maine, Politics, Questions, Weirdness

Does Education Make My Butt Look Big?

Girl #1: What's Obama's last name?
Girl #2: Umm… Barrack?

–Point Loma, California

Overheard by: Maya

Posted on July 2, 2020
California, Girls, Names, Politics, Questions, Stupidity