Words

And Ketchup

American female tourist #1: So what did you say your favorite condoment was ?
American female tourist #2: Trojans!
American male tourist: You kiddin … Mine is Europe, every time!

–Holland America Cruise, Mediterrean Sea

Overheard by: Vennfix

Posted on September 27, 2022
Cruise ship, Geography, Questions, Tourists, Words

That's What You Said About the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria

Little boy: Dad, what's the navy?
Dad: It's the army, but with boats.

–South Haven, Michigan

Posted on September 24, 2022
Dads, Kids, Michigan, Questions, Stupidity, Words

Pop Quiz: Which Girl Are You?

Tourist girl #1: Wow! Check out the package on that guy!
Tourist girl #2: What? He's not holding anything.
Tourist girl #1: I meant his dick!

–Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Overheard by: Fernanda

Posted on September 14, 2022
Brazil, Girls, Penis, Physical Appearance, Tourists, Words

Yes, It's Important That They Be Well Educated

Jock: Don’t diabetics have to check their pH level?

–Long Beach, New York

Posted on September 3, 2022
Default, Health & Hygiene, Idiots, Meatheads, New York, Stupidity, Words