Woman: That bitch must have one of those fun house mirrors that she looks thin in, because that ass in that suit is just wrong, wrong, wrong.
–Playa Del Carmen, Mexico
Woman: That bitch must have one of those fun house mirrors that she looks thin in, because that ass in that suit is just wrong, wrong, wrong.
–Playa Del Carmen, Mexico
College girl #1: You’re a total slut in college. I love it.
College girl #2: I know! I didn’t get to be one in high school — I’m making up for lost slut time.
–Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Dude #1: I’d really like to do a girl and her mom at the same time.
Dude #2: I don’t think you’re gonna have any luck here. All these chicks look like they’re between 18 and 25.
Dude #1: So, what’s your point?
–Cancun, Mexico
Overheard by: Beach Frog
Sketchy salesman: Hey, pretty ladies!
American girls: [Ignore him.]Sketchy salesman: Stop being so American! That’s why you’re single!
–Playa del Carmen, Mexico
Overheard by: PlayaChicas
Girl, to her friend who has just dropped a tortilla: Five second rule!
Friend: I am not eating a fucking tortilla off the floor of Tijuana!
Several bystanders: We’re in Rosarito!
–Taco stand, Rosarito, Baja
Drunk girl pointing at pelican: Holy shit — a fuckin’ Pterodactyl!
–Cancun, Mexico
Tourist: How do they get the sand so white? Do they bleach it or something?
Local: We wash it every day.
–Tulum, Mexico
Overheard by: Tulumbum
Man to friend: So, I went on my knees. And then I went on my belly. And then I went on my knees again…it was hard!
–Mayan Riviera, Mexico
Overheard by: anna levi
