It's Actually Her Roommate in a JonBenet Costume

College girl: Stop hitting on the nine-year-old, and let’s leave!

–Grand Bend, Ontario, Canadia

Posted on February 25, 2023
Advice, Age and ageing, Canadia, Default, Girls, Students

Have You Donated Money to War-Torn Soy Sauce Yet?

Asian guy: We should get some fish and chips.
Asian girl: Ooh, I love tartar sauce. It’s my favorite continent.
Asian guy: What?

–Steveston Pier, Richmond, British Columbia

Posted on February 23, 2023
Advice, Asian people, Canadia, Food, Geography, Guys, Stupidity

Semen + Sand = Concrete

Old cougar: It was good ole fashioned hanky panky. Fun, but definitely not worth all the sand that got up there.

–Canadia

Posted on February 21, 2023
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Nature, Old folks, Sensory Experiences, Sex, Women

The Canadian Version Of The Hills Is Infinitely More Entertaining

Skinny drunk girl with dense philosophy textbook: I like peeing when necessary, I like peeing when unnecessary. Whenever, wherever. As long as I get arrested for it, that's all I ask. Is that too much to ask?

–Jericho Beach, Vancouver, Canadia

Overheard by: Jericho

Posted on February 19, 2023
Canadia, Crime, Drunks, Girls, Pee, Questions, Skinny people, Stupidity

…Although We Still Won't Be All There.

Stoner girl to another: Man, I just sent her a text saying that we're there, because I figure by the time we get there we'll be there.

–Qualicum Beach, Vancouver Island, Canadia

Posted on January 23, 2023
Canadia, Drugs, Girls, Stoners, Time, Weirdness

A Cool Guy Would Play with His Daughter

Little girl: Daddy! Guess what I am supposed to be!
Dad: You are a crab.
Little girl: Right! Okay, Daddy, now it’s your turn.

Dad sits there, talking to his wife.

Little girl: Daddy! You are supposed to be something!
Dad: I am. I am being a cool guy.

–Horseshoe Bay Ferry Terminal, Vancouver, Canadia

Posted on January 6, 2023
Animals, Canadia, Compliments, Dads, Fashion, Girls, Kids, Offers and requests