Body parts

It's French for "Goes Directly to Your Thighs"

Upset teenage daughter to mother: Mom, I can't have sugar! (pause) What is “creme brulee,” anyways?

–Huntington Beach, California

Posted on September 7, 2022
Body parts, California, Diet and Weight, Family, Food, Girls, Moms, Should've used a condom, Teens

Don't Forget to Ask Dad If He Wants a Turn Riding It

Little girl #1: Britney*, what are you doing?
Little girl #2: Building sand boobies.
Little girl #1: You know, you can turn the boobies into testicles and we can make a giant sand penis.
Little girl #2: Okay, cool.

–Biloxi, Mississippi

Overheard by: Lori Lou Who

Posted on September 6, 2022
Body parts, Default, Girls, Kids, Mississippi, Offers and requests, Questions

There's the Worm Poking Its Head Out Now.

Female Hamptons yuppie: Tequila goes straight to my crotch.

–The Hamptons, New York

Overheard by: Mike

Posted on September 3, 2022
Body parts, Drinking, New York, Sensory Experiences, Yuppies

It's All Gone Downhill Since the Tooth Fairy Started Subcontracting

Lifeguard: What happened to your toenail?
Little boy: A monster carried it off a while ago. Around kindergarten, I think.

–Long Beach, California

Overheard by: Super Sexy Woman

Posted on August 27, 2022
Body parts, California, Kids, Lifeguards, Questions, Weirdness

Here's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to Explain

Girl #1: Dude, my retainer smells nasty!
Girl #2: Just put a little bleach on it.
Girl #1: Wouldn't that kill me?
Girl #2: Yeah, but it will make your teeth whiter.

–Tampa, Florida

Posted on August 25, 2022
Body parts, Florida, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Sensory Experiences