Sex

Drunk guy in line on cell: I don't see any rubbers here, so are you okay with “pull & pray?” (pause) You know I'm not gonna pull out, right?

–Dewey Beach, Delaware

Overheard by: I really hope they don't procreate…

Drunk guy in line on cell: I don't see any rubbers here, so are you okay with “pull & pray?” (pause) You know I'm not gonna pull out, right?

–Dewey Beach, Delaware

Overheard by: I really hope they don't procreate…

Tall blonde: That's fantastic, he seems really great!
Short brunette: You know what I love most about him? He gets me… I mean he really appreciates my sluttiness!

–World Pie, Bridgehampton, New York

Beach guy #1: We need to find some slutty girls tonight.
Beach guy #2: Yeah, sluts are great for hangovers.

–Waikiki Beach, Hawaii

Overheard by: Jellyfish Jaq