Guys

Last Summer She Tried to Get Hawaii to Come About

Woman: Excuse me, is that Catalina?
Man: No, Catalina is over there.
Woman: Oh, well, what island is that?
Man: Um, that’s a ship.

–Palos Verdes, California

Posted on October 2, 2022
California, Comebacks, Default, Geography, Guys, Ladies, Questions, Stupidity

And I'd Miss That If I Were in Jail

Dude #1: All I'm saying is, at some point she'll be 23 and damn sexy.
Dude #2: You have a good point.

–Cupsogue Beach, Westhampton, New York

Overheard by: sas

Posted on October 1, 2022
Age and ageing, Guys, New York, Physical Appearance

Eh, You Don't Know Squat.

Guy to Dachshund: Sit!
Girl: He doesn't really need to sit, he is so close to the ground.

–Tampa, Florida

Posted on September 29, 2022
Animals, Comebacks, Florida, Girls, Guys

Hope You're Studying up for Thursday's Dung-Flinging Quiz

Professor to group of girls covered in whitish goo: What happened to you?
Girl #1: Egg sac war.
Girl #2 and Girl #3: Yeah.
Professor: … Ugh.
Guy: I love this class.

–Fort DeSoto Beach, Florida

Overheard by: There’s nothing like lab in the field

Posted on September 23, 2022
Compliments, Default, Florida, Food, Girls, Guys, Students, Teachers/Professors, Violence, Weirdness