Guys

That's Stupid– Squirrels Can't Drive

Guy #1: He had his keys on the table, and a squirrel took 'em.
Guy #2: Hehehe!
Guy #1: A squirrel!

–Pacifica, California

Overheard by: M.E.

Posted on December 1, 2022
Animals, California, Guys, Weirdness

That's Stupid– Squirrels Can't Drive

Guy #1: He had his keys on the table, and a squirrel took 'em.
Guy #2: Hehehe!
Guy #1: A squirrel!

–Pacifica, California

Overheard by: M.E.

Posted on December 1, 2022
Animals, California, Guys, Weirdness

God Does the Rest

Tourist: Where do they put the sand in the winter?
Local, sarcastically: Oh, they put it in bags and store it in the convention center.

–Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: OC local

Posted on November 29, 2022
Guys, Idiots, Maryland, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists

Why Bars Play Loud Music: Explained

Spring breaker girls to group of 30-something guys: Hey, you guys want us to take your picture for you?
Guys: Huh?
Girls: Do you want us to take the shot?
Guys: A shot? Tequila? You girls like patron? Waitress! Shots!
Girls: Wow, that was easy…

–Key West, Florida

Posted on November 28, 2022
Drinking, Florida, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Wishes