Geography

'Cause, If So, It's Totally Your Turn

A black man cuts in line ahead of two anorexic JAPs.

Anorexic JAP #1: Why are we here again?
Anorexic JAP #2: Ugh, I know! This would never happen back in Boca!
Black man: Eat something, you Jewish popsicles!
Anorexic JAP #1: Did he just ask us to give him a blowjob?

–Deerfield Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Laughing

Posted on December 26, 2022
Black people, Default, Florida, Geography, Gripes, Guys, Insults, JAPS, Religion, Skinny people, Stupidity

Yes, We Have a Huge Dish

Teen girl #1 to cute boy: Wow, you're from Romania?
Teen girl #2: Do you have, like, MTV Asia?

–Avalon, New Jersey

Posted on December 17, 2022
Geography, Guys, New Jersey, Questions, Teens, TV

Anywhere But South Beach, Honey

Kid: Mom, where are we going?
Mom: Just walk straight!
Kid: Where’s straight?!

–Robert Moses Beach, New York

Overheard by: Gwast

Posted on December 8, 2022
Geography, Kids, Moms, New York, Questions, Words