Geography

And This Next Slide Is Me on Mars…

Chinese guy #1, taking picture: It’s too bad the American flag is fluttering in the background.
Chinese guy #2, posing for the shot: Don’t worry, I’ll photoshop it to a Chinese flag on my computer.

Translated from the Chinese.

–Laguna Beach, California

Overheard by: Jackie

Posted on October 22, 2022
Asian people, California, Gadgets, Geography, Gripes, Guys

I Hear that's Why Hemingway Stayed for So Long

Elderly lady: Come now, y’all! Key West is gonna be loads of fun! They gots the Ripley’s and Cuban people!

–Lido deck, The Carnival Glory, Key West

Overheard by: y’all need an icepack on dat thang?

Posted on October 15, 2022
Compliments, Florida, Geography, Ladies, Offers and requests, Old folks

Wow, Am I Lost

Girl: Excuse me, what lake is this?
Street vendor: The Atlantic one.

–Portland, Maine

Posted on October 11, 2022
Geography, Girls, Maine, Nature, Questions, Stupidity, Vendors