Students

Oddly, She Also Says This During Cunnilingus

Obnoxious blonde instructor to riding student: That was beautiful! It looked like water ballet!

–Horse Show, West Palm Beach, Florida

Posted on November 12, 2024
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Dancing, Florida, Students, Teachers/Professors

With Slightly More Explosives.

Poli-sci professor, on international military education and training: It's like going to Harvard… (class is silent) …Harvard grad school. It's really prestigious.

–UC Santa Cruz
California

Posted on August 14, 2024
California, Compare and contrast, Jobs & careers, Students, Teachers/Professors

This Pick-Up Line Works Better with His Own Sex

Duke guy: Have you read Rebecca?
Duke girl: Of Sunnybrook Farm?

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Posted on December 30, 2023
Arts, Default, Girls, Guys, South Carolina, Students

But are You Any Good in the Clutch?

Co-ed: But the book wasn’t even that long, and I drive stick, so I can really handle my phallic symbols.

–Daytona Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Liz Burrin

Posted on June 26, 2023
Florida, Girls, Students, Stupidity, Weirdness

It's Actually Her Roommate in a JonBenet Costume

College girl: Stop hitting on the nine-year-old, and let’s leave!

–Grand Bend, Ontario, Canadia

Posted on February 25, 2023
Advice, Age and ageing, Canadia, Default, Girls, Students

Hope You're Studying up for Thursday's Dung-Flinging Quiz

Professor to group of girls covered in whitish goo: What happened to you?
Girl #1: Egg sac war.
Girl #2 and Girl #3: Yeah.
Professor: … Ugh.
Guy: I love this class.

–Fort DeSoto Beach, Florida

Overheard by: There’s nothing like lab in the field

Posted on September 23, 2022
Compliments, Default, Florida, Food, Girls, Guys, Students, Teachers/Professors, Violence, Weirdness