Kids

And Let's Not Even Talk About Where They're Putting It!

Little kid, running in tears: I'm in the twilight zone! Adults are playing with sand!

–Coney Island Beach, Brooklyn, New York

Overheard by: ksenka

Posted on September 25, 2022
Kids, Nature, New York, Stupidity, Weirdness

That's What You Said About the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria

Little boy: Dad, what's the navy?
Dad: It's the army, but with boats.

–South Haven, Michigan

Posted on September 24, 2022
Dads, Kids, Michigan, Questions, Stupidity, Words

If the Potential Margin of Error Is More Than 20 Lbs, She Isn't Cute

Carnie kid: Yo, my friend over there thinks you’re cute.
Girl: Uh… okay.
Carnie kid: He wants to guess your weight.

–Coney Island, New York

Overheard by: carnie lover

Posted on September 21, 2022
Compliments, Default, Diet and Weight, Girls, Kids, New York, Physical Appearance, Weirdness