Health & Hygiene

Guy: I just gave birth to a beach ball, and my wrist is sore.
Girl: It must work differently for guys.

–North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: Frenchie

White girl, reviewing nude pictures of Hispanic girl: That's why I would hate to be darker. Her vagina looks dirty.

–Deerfield Beach, Florida

Jock: Don’t diabetics have to check their pH level?

–Long Beach, New York