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Plus It Helps Wash Down the Sand.

Male: Your kid is eating the sunscreen.
Female: It's okay, he's bright on the inside. It's good for him.

–Pacific Beach, California

  • Posted on December 3, 2022
  • California, Family, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Stupidity, Sunbathing, Women
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