Gays & Lesbians

Drag queen, dressed as a princess with a mop: Come in and have a drink! Best place around!
Straight girl: What are you cleaning?
Drag queen: Girl, it gets messy around here, can’t you see? (proceeds to use mop on girl’s glasses)

–Fire Island, New York

Overheard by: Cordelia

Papi #1: Oh, he’s so nice! You know, he’s 36, but he doesn’t look any older than 34!
Papi #2: That’s hot.

Translated from the Spanish

–Miami Beach, Florida

Furious teenage boy to other teens: Just because you call “no‐homo” before you do something doesn’t mean it’s not gay!

–Coney Island, New York

Queer: He looks so elegant, even when he’s not in drag!

–Provincetown, Massachusetts

Overheard by: DJ Oakes

Queer looking at screaming queer in water: Maybe I’m not gay.

–Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

Overheard by: laughing entirely too much