You May Have to Steal Uncle Gadget's Hydrocar…

Blond overtanned guy: Wow, I would rather like to be laying on the beach in Spain right now!
Blond overtanned girl: Yeah, and we could like drive down to Mexico and stuff!
Blond overtanned guy: Hmm…no. You don't drive down to Mexico from Spain…
Blond overtanned girl: Oh! Wrong direction? Is it to the left?

–Nauthólsvík Beach, Iceland

Overheard by: the guy who wishes he wasn't blonde

Posted on July 10, 2023
Compare and contrast, Europe, Geography, Girls, Guys, Questions, Stupidity

Arrrghhhh, Fiiire!

Stoned guy #1: Look at the moon, its all halfy and shit.
Stoned guy #2: You said it in a tone like you're in a Frankenstein movie.

–Near the Cannal, Serbia

Overheard by: Uros Jovanovic

Posted on April 13, 2023
Druggies, Europe, Movies, Nature, Weirdness

Guess Mommy's Never Seen a Real Woman

Woman to friend: Look at that woman. She so fat, we should call Greenpeace to roll her back in the ocean.
Little girl passing by fat woman: My mommy says Greenpeace should roll you back into the ocean!

–Zandvoort, Netherlands

Overheard by: Linda