Sorority girls

Sorority girl: He’s fucking GAY! How the fuck am I supposed to fuck a fucking gay guy?!

–Galveston, Texas

College girl on cell: Last night? I don’t remember what happened last night! All I know is I woke up naked spooning with Claire!

–Wildwood, New Jersey

Overheard by: The Classy Girls Vacation in Jersey

Loud high school girl: I was walking down the beach and I saw this girl with the fattest vagina! It was like balls!

–Good Harbor Beach, Gloucester, Massachusetts

Drunk college boy: Come get drunnnk!
Sober college girl: Nah I have a massive exam tomorrow, I gotta study.
Drunk college boy: Study… Like a fish.

–Gold Coast, Australia